Top 10 reason my hand is better than a women
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Feb
27
2012
Feb
27
2012
6 weeks, 6 months and 6 years later
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Dating process: 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose? Back from Work: 6 weeks : Honey, I'm home. 6 months : BACK!! 6 years : What did your mom cook for us today?? Gifts: 6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring. 6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room. 6 years : Here's the money. Buy... [ Continue reading... ]
Feb
24
2012
Hope you have said hello to them
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Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazines "Hi darling", he says, "your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope... [ Continue reading... ]
Feb
24
2012
Well-known proverb said by kids
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A teacher had twenty-six students in her class She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic! 1. Don't change horses .................... until they... [ Continue reading... ]
Feb
24
2012
Who says chemistry is easy!!!
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Chemistry is Complicated ... 2 Guys Conversation in Bathroom During Test .. G1 : You Gotta Help Me ! G2 : I Am Just here For Peeing . I can't Help During test G1 : Please Dude ... I Am Gonna Fail G2 : Okey Be Quick .. Ask Me ? G1 : Whats Abbreviation For Nobelium ? G2 : NO G1 : But You Said You Will Tell Me... G2 : NO ! G1 : Ok Leave it Tell me Whats Sodium ? G2 : Na ! G1 : Damn Atleast Tell me Of Potassium ? G2 : Hmm K... [ Continue reading... ]
Feb
24
2012
Same Thing
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A guy enters a confessional booth in a church and says to the priest with guilt.......... "I had an affair....almost" The priest says "what do you mean.........almost?" The guy says "well we got undressed and rubbed against each other, but then I stopped"... "In the eyes of the lord rubbing against each other is the same as putting it in" says the priest..' "for your penance say 5 hail Marys and put some money in the poor box". The... [ Continue reading... ]
Feb
24
2012
Any idea about what is 69
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Once a girl is quite fantasized about "69". She has a regular boyfriend they have never done it before. One day she invites her boyfriend to her apartment for romantic dinner. After heavy dinner, she tells him that she wants to do "69". But the Boyfriend doesn't have any idea about what is 69. Girlfriend gets upset but thinks that she can teach him how to do 69. she asks him to lay down...and she then lays on top of him in reverse... [ Continue reading... ]
Feb
22
2012
Green side up
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A real estate agent is showing a new four-storey house to an affluent young couple, who are somewhat bewildered by his behavior. On every landing, the estate agent stops, opens the window, and shouts out: "Green side up!". Finally, the young couple ask him why. "I've got some Irishmen laying down the new lawn," he explains, "and I've got to make sure they do it... [ Continue reading... ]
Feb
21
2012
