Jokes and Jokes

Yo mama’s so skinny

Yo mama's so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss. Yo mama's so skinny, her nipples touch. Yo mama's so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared. Yo mama's so skinny, she looks like a mic stand. Yo mama's so skinny, if she had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin. Yo mama's so skinny, if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper. Yo mama's so skinny, when she wore her... [ Continue reading... ]

Yo mama’s so skinny

Yo mama's so skinny, she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow. Yo mama's so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma. Yo mama's so skinny, if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese. Yo mama's so skinny, she can hula hoop in a fruit loop. Yo mama's so skinny, her pants have one belt loop. Yo mama's so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio. Yo mama's... [ Continue reading... ]

Yo mama’s so greasy

Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats Crisco.Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead.Yo mama's so greasy, she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.Yo mama's so greasy, she's labeled as an ingredient in Crisco.Yo mama's so greasy, if Crisco had a football team, she'd be the mascot.Yo mama's so greasy, she uses bacon as a band aid.Yo mama's so greasy, when she slid... [ Continue reading... ]

Yo mamma is so fat

Your momma is so fat, she uses a toilet brush to clean out her belly button! Yo momma's so fat She can't even fit in the chat room. Yo momma's so fat She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.Yo mamma is so fat she takes showers at car wash.... [ Continue reading... ]

Yo mama’s so nasty

Yo Mamma is so ugly

Yo Mamma is so ugly,just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."Yo Mamma is so ugly,it makes me wish birth control is retroactive.Yo Mamma is so ugly,Rice Krispies won't talk to her.Yo Mamma is so ugly,she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it.Yo Mamma is so ugly,people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get... [ Continue reading... ]

Yo momma’s so fat

Yo mama is so skinny

• Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
• Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. 
• Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama is so lazy

• Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
• Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
• Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.