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You Might Be A Redneck If:* You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.* Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.* You've ever re-used a paper plate.* If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.* If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.* On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to... [ Continue reading... ]
Talk about a huge breast.Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.It's cool whip time.If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!Whew, that's one terrific spread!I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.Are you ready for seconds yet?It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?Just wait your turn, you'll get some.Don't play with your meat!Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?I... [ Continue reading... ]
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have you for my own.Willingly, you came with me to my home. From the car, I carried you and threw the door.Looking at you, I admire your body, your well shaped legs, and breasts. Slowly I remove what wraps, around your body so tightly, fitting you like a glove. Exposing your tender white skin.From your... [ Continue reading... ]
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