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A mother calls 911, very worried asking the dispatcher, if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, her kid had eaten ants.
The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and the kid'll be fine.
Mother says ' I just gave him some Ant killer'
Dispatcher 'RUSH HIM IN TO EMERGENCY'!! [ Continue reading... ]
A mother calls 911, very worried asking the dispatcher, if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, her kid had eaten ants.
The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl & the kid'll be fine.
Mother says ' I just gave him some Ant killer'
Dispatcher 'RUSH HIM IN TO EMERGENCY'!! [ Continue reading... ]
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,-* "You Sign! You sign!"Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder.-* "You Sign! You sign!"Nelson says to him,-* "Look, you´ve obviously got the wrong... [ Continue reading... ]
Benny worked at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. His primary job was to keep the exhibits clean and polished. One day he happened to be dusting around the Arabian exhibit, and he noticed an ancient urn that needed some cleaning. He got out his dust rag and began polishing. Lo and behold, an enormous genie appeared before him."Master," the genie began, "I am the genie of the urn. I can grant you three wishes, but there is one condition I will put... [ Continue reading... ]
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for the food.”The panda yells back, “Hey, man, I’m a panda. Look it up!”The bartender opens his dictionary to panda: “A tree-climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and... [ Continue reading... ]
A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat
But Dog's Parents Refused Cat
Guess Why?
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They Gave a Solid Reason
- The girl has mustache
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails.
A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.
The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied
“I don’t know, it all happened so fast.” [ Continue reading... ]
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