Titanic was sinking. An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards!--Santa travelling 1'st time in plane going 2 mumbai.While its landing, he shouted 'Bombay...Bombay'. Airhostess said "B silent"...Santa said "OK"...Ombay Ombay-- "Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got... [ Continue reading... ]
Sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila thaSardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem haiDR: Kya?Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi detaDr: aisa kab hota hai?Sardar: Phone karte waqtMan: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hunMan: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hunA... [ Continue reading... ]
Santa’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously…
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again
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Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega?Santa: 2-3 gaa kar peg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai-∙ Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.Banta asked: What are you doing?Santa: Drying sweat-∙ Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he ... [ Continue reading... ]
Once Santa & Banta were traveling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest where their boss was residing.Now, this boss was fond of jokes. So, he put the condition that whoever tells a joke that makes every... [ Continue reading... ]
Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home. There... [ Continue reading... ]
One young man went for an IAS Interview."When did India get independence?" He was asked."The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied."Who was responsible for our independence?""There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice to another." He replied."Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?""Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainity only after... [ Continue reading... ]
Interviewer :Let me check your word Power…Banta :Ok Sir ….Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of …..good.Banta :hmmmm….. BadInterviewer : ComeBanta : Go.Interviewer : Ugly.Banta : Pichlli.Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII?Banta : UGLYYYYYYYYY. .Interviewer : Shut Up.Banta : Keep Talking.Interviewer :o k now stop these all..Banta:ok now carry on this allInterviewer :abe…chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaaaaBanta:abe bolta rah..bolta rah…bolta... [ Continue reading... ]
Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.Servant: It's already raining.Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go. **Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -What will come first, Chicken or egg?O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first. ** *A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"*Postman: - I Have To... [ Continue reading... ]
