Redneck Vampire
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Jan
31
2012
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if…
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You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if after the divorce you still call your x-wife “Cuz”. You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if Daddy has a bowling machine in the kitchen. You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if the Roto-Rooter man calls for backup when visiting your house. You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you wake up with chocolate in your ears after spending the night in a Las Vegas hotel. You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if... [ Continue reading... ]
Nov
28
2011
A Blonde, A Brunette and A Redhead in a Desert
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There’s a blonde, a brunette and a redhead traveling through the desert when their car suddenly stalls. They all get out of the car and, upon realizing that it’s not going to start, they each take one thing from the car. The brunette takes a bottle of water, the redhead takes a bag of food with her, and the blonde takes the car door. They begin to walk through the desert, and soon stop to rest. At this point the blonde and the... [ Continue reading... ]
Jul
17
2011
A Blonde, A Brunette and A Redhead on an Island
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There were 3 ladies on an island: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The city where they wanted to be was 20 miles away with sea between the island and the city. The redhead swam 4 miles and drowned of exhaustion. The brunette swam 10 miles and drowned of exhaustion. The blonde swam 19 miles, got tired, and swam back. [ Continue reading... ]
Jul
17
2011
Jun
7
2011
I can´t hear you
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At one local church, Joe was in charge of taking up the offerings. One Sunday after the services, the priest counted the cash and found it was smaller than anticipated. So he questioned Joe. He told him that it did not seem enough for the size of the congregation.Joe said that he did not take any of the offering. The priest again questioned him, and again he said that he did not take any of the offering. So the priest said, "Get into the... [ Continue reading... ]
May
20
2011
Redneck Jury
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A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, he would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe.He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him... [ Continue reading... ]
May
3
2011
Apr
26
2011
Coroner report
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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.Coroner tells the Inspector: “First body: A Frenchman, 72, died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.”“Second body: “Irishman, 25, won a thousand dollars on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.”The Inspector asked,... [ Continue reading... ]
Apr
15
2011
