An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi.
The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion.
"Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you.... [ Continue reading... ]
A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to audit an old rabbi.He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old rabbi, so he says, "Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?"The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us a free candle."The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?"The rabbi says, "We send them to the matzoh ball factory, and... [ Continue reading... ]
A man, about to undergo an IRS audit, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let them think you are a pauper."Then he asked his legal counsel the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your finest suit and tie."Utterly confused at this point, the man went to his rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of his dilemma."Let me... [ Continue reading... ]
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job.So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it.Later they get together.The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.” “I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s Holy Word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let... [ Continue reading... ]
The only cow in a small town in USA stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from BC Canada for 1,000 dollars, or one from Alberta Canada for 800 dollars. Being poor, they bought the cow from Alberta.The cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all the time, and the people were amazed and very happy.They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. Then they... [ Continue reading... ]
