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Same Thing

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A guy enters a confessional booth in a church and says to the priest with guilt.......... "I had an affair....almost" The priest says "what do you mean.........almost?" The guy says "well we got undressed and rubbed against each other, but then I stopped"... "In the eyes of the lord rubbing against each other is the same as putting it in" says the priest..' "for your penance say 5 hail Marys and put some money in the poor box". The... [ Continue reading... ]

Feb
24
2012

Priest on Board

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A truckie gives a lift to a priest. Later, as he's barrelling down the road, he sees an Abo ahead, he plants the foot down, and speeds towards him. At the last moment he remembers he's got the priest on board, and swerves, just missing the Abo. "I'm terribly sorry about that, Father". "That's OK, my son, I got him with the... [ Continue reading... ]

Jan
7
2012
 
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