If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm thatThe nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!The more the makeup, worse the looks..."99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your company."............ .....100% trueThe guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.If by any chance the girl you like, likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years... [ Continue reading... ]
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.It is hard to understand how a cemetery can raise its burial costs and blame it on the higher cost of living.Just remember if it wasn't for gravity, we'd all fall off.The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to... [ Continue reading... ]
1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to use the bathroom.2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, or screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and... [ Continue reading... ]
1. No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the normal delay in order to make it on time.2. If you ARE running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.3. If you arrive very early for a flight, it will inevitably be delayed.4. Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.5. If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to... [ Continue reading... ]
