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Wish you All a Very--------------------------------- now stop staring and get back to work... [ Continue reading... ]
- MTV actually played videos in the 80's.- There was only one kind of Nike tennis shoes (white with a red swoosh), and they didn't cost $125.- A comb in your back pocket is more practical and less painful than a ring through your nose.- In the 80's, playing video games actually meant going out to DO something.- In the 80's, when you were out partying, you didn't have to worry about your Mom calling you on your cell phone.- In the 80s, we didn't... [ Continue reading... ]
Decisions were made by saying "eeny-meeny-miney-mo."Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "Do over!""Race issue," meant arguing about who ran the fastest.Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "Monopoly."Catching fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening.It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.Being old referred to anyone over 20.The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.It was... [ Continue reading... ]
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle..BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are bornand after they are dead.COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.INFLATION:... [ Continue reading... ]
She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.Discharge status: Alive but without my... [ Continue reading... ]
Poisonous BRA: CoBra
Mathemetical BRA: AlgeBra
Striped BRA: ZeBra
Strongest BRA:VerteBra
Sun-sign BRA: LiBra
And u thought u knew all abt BRA! [ Continue reading... ]
Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup.Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts.Drawbacks: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy.Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV."Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow Mover, Jerk.Advantages: Stays put;... [ Continue reading... ]
Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. Law of... [ Continue reading... ]
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