A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down.
After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit's head, and said, "You're under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow your brains... [ Continue reading... ]
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occurred along the front. For days and days neither side made
any advances. Finally, an American general had a bright idea.
He aimed his rifle to the Mexican trenches and yelled "Hey Juan!".....A soldier jumped up and replied "What?" The general
shot him dead. This continued for three days.
A Mexican general decided that two could play this game and decided to try it out. He... [ Continue reading... ]
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench in Mexico City. One is holding a Cross and one a Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect contributions. People walk by, lift their noses at the man with the Star of David and drop money in the hat held by the man with the cross. Soon the hat of the man with the cross is filled and the hat of the man with the Star of David is empty.A priest watches and then approaches the men. He turns to the... [ Continue reading... ]
Two Mexicans are on a bike along U.S. Hwy 52 about 15 miles outside of Lafayette , LA The bike's tires go flat, and they start hitching a lift back into town.A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is carrying eggs.The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into the back with their bike, will he take them back into town, and he... [ Continue reading... ]
'Heater' - My little sister started to choke, perro my mom told me to heater in the back.'Juicy' - Hey Vato, I will roll a joint and ju tell me if juicy the cops!'Sodas' - My vieja looks good and sodas her sister.'Cheese' - Maria likes me pero cheese too fat.'Chile ' - When my wife and I were dating, she was fine, but since we got married chile herself go.'Juarez ' - My vieja slapped me and I said, juarez your... [ Continue reading... ]
An American was touring Mexico. After his day's sight-seeing, he stops at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he notices a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only it looked good, but the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What was that you just served the gentleman at the next table?"The waiter replied, " Ah, senor, you have excellent taste! Those were the bull's testicles from the... [ Continue reading... ]
