Once it was asked by one of my Friends, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"
I said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and Respect for each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."
He asked, "Can you explain?"
I said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."
Still not convinced, Friend asked me... [ Continue reading... ]
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.
"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were... [ Continue reading... ]
1st year -- The husband says, "Oh, sweetie pie, I'm really worried about those nasty sniffles you have! There's no telling what that could turn into with all the strep that's been going around. I'm going to take you right down to the hospital and have you admitted for a couple days of rest. I know the food is lousy there, so I'm going to bring you some takeout from China Garden. I've already arranged it with the head nurse."2nd year -- "Listen,... [ Continue reading... ]
The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her.He says, "Put those on."The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"He... [ Continue reading... ]
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth time. Jim: What happened to your first three wives? Joe: They all died, Jim. Jim: How did that happen? Joe: My first wife ate poison mushrooms. Jim: How terrible! And your second? Joe: She ate poison mushrooms. Jim: And your third ate poison mushrooms too? Joe: Oh, no. She died of a broken neck. Jim: I see, an accident. Joe: Not exactly. She wouldn't eat her... [ Continue reading... ]
BEFORE MARRIAGE He: Yes. At last . It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: No! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! She Have you ever cheated on me? He: No! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Every chance I get. She: Will you hit me? He: Are you crazy? I’m not that kind of person! She: Can I trust you? He: Yes! She: Darling! AFTER MARRIAGE…. Simply read from bottom... [ Continue reading... ]
Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.***** Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes. 2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons ***** What's the diff between Complete & Finished? If you find good wife u r... [ Continue reading... ]
1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella... THAT'S FAITH 2. When you throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her... THAT'S TRUST 3.Every night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next Morning but still we set the alarms in our watch to wake... [ Continue reading... ]
The local minister of a large congregation was having church services early one Sunday morning. As he was doing so, in walked Satan dressed to the hilt. Fire was shooting out of his eyes, smoke was coming out of his nostrils, and he left burning footprints wherever he walked. The members of the congregation were so alarmed that they all ran out of the church in hopes of saving their souls.But in the corner sat a slim little old man in his... [ Continue reading... ]
