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Military Warning Labels

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“Aim towards the Enemy.” -Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher “When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. -U.S. Marine Corps “Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground.” -U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop “If the enemy is in range, so are you.” -Infantry Journal “A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would... [ Continue reading... ]

Aug
19
2011

Death or Bunga

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An Air Force pilot, a Navy pilot, and a Marine pilot were flying a joint exercise in the South Pacific, when they all had fuel problems and had to eject. They landed on a small, uncharted island and were immediately captured by headhunters and tied to stakes. The Tribal Chief approached the Air Force pilot and gave him a choice, “Death or Bunga!” The pilot thought, “Well, I know what death is and it’s certainly not a good option, so... [ Continue reading... ]

Jul
28
2011
 
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