A well-known motivational speakergathering the entire crowd's attention,said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman whowasn't my wife !"The crowd was shocked!!!!!!!!He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!"The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.About a week later, one of the top managers who had the trainingdecided to use that joke at his house. He tried to rehearse the... [ Continue reading... ]
"We will do it" means " You will do it" "You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you" "We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same" "Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done... At least not tomorrow !". "After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do" "There was a slight miscommunication" means "We... [ Continue reading... ]
Once Pappu started praying to Ravan and after 1 year of deep meditation Ravan was pleased and appeared in front of Pappu and decided to give him 3 vardans (wishes).RAVAN: Say vatsa! What you want?PAPPU: I want 100 vardansRAVAN: But I can give you only 3 vardansPAPPU: But I want 100 vardans.RAVAN: No child that’s not possible.PAPPU: No I want 100 vardans onlyRAVAN: No I can give you only 3. If you want then take or else I am going.PAPPU: Ok!... [ Continue reading... ]
