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How Many American Tourists Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

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How Many American Tourists Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb? Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to comment on "how funny-looking" local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards in case the pictures don't come... [ Continue reading... ]

Sep

2011

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

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GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. DACHSHUND: You KNOW I can't reach that stupid bulb! ROTTWEILER: Make me. LAB: Oh, me, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? MALAMUTE: Let the... [ Continue reading... ]

Aug

2011

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