Yankees
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How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb?
None. Thats what rednecks are for. [ Continue reading... ]
Jul
28
2010
Blondes changing Light Bulb
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Three blondes got together to change a light bulb. Then one of them calls 911. Blonde: "We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb." Operator: "Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?" Blonde: "Yes." Operator: "The power in the house in on?" Blonde: "Of course." Operator: "And the switch is on?" Blonde: "Yes, yes." Operator: "And the bulb still won't light up?" Blonde: "No, it's working fine." Operator: "Then what's the problem?" Blonde:... [ Continue reading... ]
Jul
7
2010
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But the light bulb has got to want to change. [ Continue reading... ]
May
24
2010
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb
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One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle,... [ Continue reading... ]
Mar
25
2010
Blonde and Light Bulb
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Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911. Blonde: "We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb." Operator: "Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?" Blonde: "Yes." Operator: "The power in the house in on?" Blonde: "Of course." Operator: "And the switch is on?" Blonde: "Yes, yes." Operator: "And the bulb still won't light up?" Blonde: "No, it's working fine." Operator: "Then what's the problem?"... [ Continue reading... ]
Mar
18
2010
Dogs and Light Bulbs
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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.Rottweiler: Make me!Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls.Greyhound: It... [ Continue reading... ]
Feb
15
2010
Light Bulb Jokes
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Q: How many Actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.A: One, but 500 auditioned for the part.Q: How many Anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: All of them.Q: How many Atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None. Atheists can't see the light anyway.Q: How does Bill Gates change a light bulb?A: He doesn't, he declares darkness the industry standard.Q: How many... [ Continue reading... ]
Feb
15
2010
