A Desi came to USA, settled with green card, got married from India, initiated the American life, bought a house and invited friends for the house warming party.He was greeting all the incoming guests, introducing his wife, "LICK HER IN D FRONT & POKE HER AT D BACK."So a friend approached his wife and wanted to know how he should carry our his host friend's wishes.The wife got angry and said, he means, "LIQUOR IS IN THE FRONT & POKER IS... [ Continue reading... ]
1. When Rajnikant was a Student¦!!!Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!2. Rajnikant started college. All students were confused while taking admission because name of college is"Rajnikant's Medical College of Engineering for Commerce".3. THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!Sachin Tendulkar's mothers name is RAJNI TendulkarAnd his coach's name is ramaKANTIs there a need to say anything beyond this???4. Rajinikant got 150 questions in... [ Continue reading... ]
Indians are Indian An Italian, a Frenchman and an Indian were drinking at a bar, discussing what they had done the previous evening.The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream nonstop for five minutes."The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her... [ Continue reading... ]
An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell... [ Continue reading... ]
Hero: Manmohan SinghHeroine: Sonia MainoIntroducing: Rahul Vinci and Spanish Girl friend VeroniqueVillain: A. Raja, Suresh Kal-muddyStory: KarunanidhiDialogue: Arundhati RoyTypists: Barkha Dutt and Vir SanghviCharacter Actor: Omar AbdullahComedy: Sharad, SM Krishna and Party SpokespersonsProducers: Sonia Maino, Ottavio QuatrochiDance Masters: Sheila Dixit & Jayanti Natarajan (inputs from Barkha Dutt)Action: Mamata BanerjeeSound: Manish... [ Continue reading... ]
Ek Aadmi ko heart ki bimaari thi. Doctor ne namak na khane ki salah di. Uski biwi hamesha uska khayal rakhne lagi Woh aadmi bhi bohut sawdhani barakne laga. Samay pe khaana, sona, uthna khane me namak bilkul na lena , regular aur samay pe dawayi lena. Par achaanak ek din subah who aadmi bathroom ke darwaje pe mara hua mila. Sab hairan the ki itni sawdhani ke baad aisa kaise ho gaya ? Dr. ke report se pata chala……….. - - - ... [ Continue reading... ]
Brahma : Systems & Hardware Installation Vishnu : Systems Administration and Support Lakshmi : Finance and Accounts Saraswati : Training and Knowledge Management Shiva : DBA (Crash Specialist) Ganesh : Quality Assuarance & Documentation Narada : Data transfer Yama : Reorganization and Downsizing Consultant Chitragupta : IDP and Personal Records Apsaras : Downloadable Viruses Devas : Mainframe... [ Continue reading... ]
Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega?Santa: 2-3 gaa kar peg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai-∙ Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.Banta asked: What are you doing?Santa: Drying sweat-∙ Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he ... [ Continue reading... ]
An Indian guy is travelling around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Indian barmaid. As she takes his order, a Foster's, she notices his accent. Over the course of the evening they get chatting. At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to come back to his place. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her Rs.5,000 to sleep with him. As she is travelling around the world,... [ Continue reading... ]
