One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by.
Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then
about 200 men walking in single file.
Intrigued, Dave went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse.
"My wife," the man replied. "I'm sorry," said Dave. "What happened to her?"
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A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't stand thenoise.""I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well then you'll work in the... [ Continue reading... ]
Two friends meet each other on the street.
"Hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill.
"Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery.
I just buried my mother-in-law" replied Sid.
"I'm so sorry!" said Bill, "But why is your face schratched all over?".
"It wasn't so easy!" said Sid, "She put on a hell of a fight!"
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A Mother-in-law decides to see if her three son-in-law's love her or at least appreciate her... The next day while strolling along the river with her first son-in-law, she lets herself fall into the water and starts to drown. Without hesitation, the son-in-law jumps in the river and saves his mother-in-law. The next day, in front of his house, he finds a new car, a City Honda, with a little note on the windshield: Thank-you on behalf of your ... [ Continue reading... ]
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.Unable to swim, the man screamed for help.A trout fisherman ran up.The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim.Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars."The fisherman dove into the water.In ten powerful strokes he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to shore.Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said,"Okay,... [ Continue reading... ]
Two lifeguards are working together on a beach when one of them notices sharks circling a woman who has drifted out a little too far. He begins to get up to race to her rescue when the other lifeguard grabs his arm and holds him back.The first lifeguard says, "Why are you holding me back?We have to go save that woman.""Don't worry", the other replies. That woman is my mother in law.""Are you trying to kill her?""Although the idea may be... [ Continue reading... ]
A game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother in law.One morning, while deep in the forest, the wife awoke to find her mother gone.Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her.In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight the mother in law was backed up against a big rock, and a large lion stood... [ Continue reading... ]
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar and drinking. The Indian man said to the American, 'You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.' The American said, talking about love marriages...... [ Continue reading... ]
Husband and wife had a tiff.
Wife called up her mum and said, “He fought with me again. I am coming to live with you”.
Mom said, “No no my little girl, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you.” [ Continue reading... ]
