Ever wondered how a HR Manager could write a love letter to his girl friend?Dearest Ms. SweetGal Sub: Offer of love! I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 20th of October (Thursday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 19th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on ... [ Continue reading... ]
"COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY" We have no time to train you. "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up. "MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED" You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day. "SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED" Some time each night and some time each weekend. "DUTIES WILL VARY" Anyone in the office can boss you around. "MUST... [ Continue reading... ]
I would not allow this employee to breed.This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won't be.Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change whichever foot was previously there.He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.This young lady has delusions of adequacy.He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to... [ Continue reading... ]
Dear Sir,This will confirm my fucking resignation with your fucked up company. I have accepted a lucrative position with a company where being a bitch is not a job prerequisite for managerial skills.I am looking forward to my new position and the challenges that await me, unlike when I worked with you assholes.My last day of work will be when you realize I came in late last night and cleaned out my desk, including all the supplies I requested... [ Continue reading... ]
A few weeks after a young man had been employed; he was called into the Human Resources administrator's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the personnel officer asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had three years experience. Now I have discovered this is the first position you've ever held."
"True," the young man answered with a smile, "in your advertisement you said you wanted a person with imagination." [ Continue reading... ]
Big Boss: This year your performance was good, excellent and outstanding. So, your rating is "average".John: What? How come 'average'?Big Boss: Because...err. ..uhh...you lack domain knowledge.John: But last year you said I am a domain expert and you put me in this project as a domain consultant.Big Boss: Oh is it? Well, in that case, I think your domain knowledge has eroded this year.John: What???Big Boss: Yes, I didn't see you sharing... [ Continue reading... ]
While working with Mr. Xxxxxx, I have always found him working studiously and sincerely at his table without gossiping with colleagues in the office. He seldom wastes his time on useless things. Given a job, he always finishes the given assignment in time. He is always deeply engrossed in his official work, and can never be found chitchatting in the canteen. He has absolutely no vanity in spite of his high accomplishment and profound ... [ Continue reading... ]
Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?Manager: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.Manager: Yes.Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first.Manager: A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right... [ Continue reading... ]
So next time when u go for an inteview be prepared for this question.... Story I E: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have. E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u. Story II E: Any girl friends? C: No. E: So far chased any before? C:... [ Continue reading... ]
