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Microsoft Windows for Hillibillies

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Hillbilly woman

A hillbilly woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen. When she got home she asks her husband, "What is a specimen?"He replies, "Damned if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She's a nurse."The woman goes next door and comes back ten minutes later with her clothes torn to shreds. She is cut and bruised all over."What in tarnation happened?" asked her husband."Damn if I know," she... [ Continue reading... ]

It might be the light

Deep In the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I amdoing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.Whoa there, said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's... [ Continue reading... ]

Hillbilly bubble bath

How’s about if you tell me?

A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hillbillies. The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks,... [ Continue reading... ]