An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell... [ Continue reading... ]
Three men : a philosopher, a mathematician and a politician, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the Pearly Gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby."Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you... [ Continue reading... ]
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousand years and he is to select his first punishment. First room has a young guy on the wall being whipped. The new guy not keen on this asks to see the next room. The next room has a middle aged guy being tortured with fire. The new guy immediately asks to see the third room. It has an really old guy chained to the wall getting a blow job from a... [ Continue reading... ]
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he's wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with a demon...Demon: Why so glum?Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell!Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. Are you a drinking man?Guy: Sure, I love to drink.Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and Fresca... we drink till we... [ Continue reading... ]
A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in.In the first room, people are standing in shit up to their necks. The guy says "no, let me see the next room."In the second room, people are standing with shit up to their noses. Guy says no again.Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with shit up to their knees, drinking coffee... [ Continue reading... ]
