Jokes and Jokes

The Laws of Golf

LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.LAW 3: Brand new golf... [ Continue reading... ]

Strike 2

Strike 2 and out... [ Continue reading... ]

Cheating

Chestnuts

Sportsmanship

Things in Golf that Sound Dirty

Look at the size of his putter.Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.You really waked the hell out of that sucker.After 18 holes I can barely walk.My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.Lift your head and spread your legs.You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.Just turn your back and drop it. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.Damn, I missed the hole ... [ Continue reading... ]

Amazing Trick Shoot

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Funny Goals

Funny Goals that rarely happen in football... [ Continue reading... ]