Q. Why are there are no "shift" keys on my keyboard, but there are two keys labeled "hif"?
A. Again, you may want to consider cleaning your keyboard, and washing your hands more frequently for that matter.
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Q. Are there shift keys on my Macintosh?
A. Yes, although instead of the notation "shift", the key may be labeled with an excited Mac face, something like :O . Press this key to use shift, and be thankful you're using a... [ Continue reading... ]
Q. What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys
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3 Chinese friends, Bu, Cu and Fu went to America. They decided to americanize their names.
Bu became Buck, Cu became Chuck and Fu went back to China.
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Q: What do poker and sex have in common?
A: If you don't have a good partner, you... [ Continue reading... ]
Q: Why are condoms transparent?A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!Q: Signboard outside a prostitute's house:A: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...*Q: New AIDS awareness slogan:A: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.Q: Why is $ex like shaving?A: Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow... [ Continue reading... ]
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
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You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. [ Continue reading... ]
Let's begin (Please take note of the sarcasm in these):Q: How long will it take me to get insanely rich?A: Depends on you. Probably two weeks. Some people take as long as a month.Q: Does it take hard work or long hours to get insanely rich?A: No. This is the Internet.Q: Can just anybody get insanely rich?A: Yes. This is the Internet.Q: How do I proceed?A: As you're surfing around the net you'll see banners and links that say things like "Make... [ Continue reading... ]
Wife : "Why are you back home so early?"
Husband : At office boss told me "Go to Hell.." [ Continue reading... ]
Take a look at the questions below and learn how to 'Think out of the Box". Do post if you have any such QnA pairs.Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!**********Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?A. No time at all it is already built.**********Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four... [ Continue reading... ]
Why is the space between a women's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there. [ Continue reading... ]
Q. Should I have a baby after 35?A. No, 35 children is enough.Q. When will my baby move?A. With any luck, right after finishing high school.Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?A. If it’s the flu, you’ll get better.Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.Q. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?A. Childbirth.Q. My wife is five months pregnant... [ Continue reading... ]
