After experiencing difficulties with his computer, a poor, in-cognizant user called the system maker's technical support line for assistance...Technician: Hello. How can I help you today?Customer: There's smoke coming from the power supply on my computer...Technician: Looks like you need a new power supply...Customer: No, I don't! I just need to change the start-up files...Technician: Sir, what you described is a faulty power supply. You need... [ Continue reading... ]
A window cleaner goes to a monastery looking for work. The Abbot hires him but tells him to clean all the windows except the top three.So the window cleaner cleans all the windows except the top three for years and years until curiosity finally gets the better of him. He puts his ladder up against the first of the three windows and looks in. he sees 12 monks with their robes up and their cocks lying on a table with a mouse running around... [ Continue reading... ]
There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines.After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line.You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."The... [ Continue reading... ]
A Guy WAS chatting with a female - Online chat. Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat Hero: wow...am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on ChatFemale: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.Hero: OK(Hero waits impatiently.... [ Continue reading... ]
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: “What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?” Tom says: “I would switch one train to another track.” “What if the lever broke?” asks the inspector. “Then I’d run down to the tracks and use the manual... [ Continue reading... ]
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... Sorry.... ********** Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the... [ Continue reading... ]
Three Insurance salesmen were having drinks and boasting about each companies' service. The first one said, "When one of our insured died suddenly on Monday, we got the news that evening and were able to process the claim for the wife and mailed a check on Wednesday evening." The second one said, "When one of our insured died without warning on Monday, we learned of it in 2 hours and were able to hand-deliver a check the same evening." The... [ Continue reading... ]
