LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.LAW 3: Brand new golf... [ Continue reading... ]
Two young blonde women were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green. Each hit their ball anyway. When they walked to the green, they discovered one ball about three feet from the cup, while the other ball somehow had gone directly in.The blondes tried to figure out which ball belonged to who, since they were both using Titleist number threes. Unable to decide, they returned to the clubhouse and asked... [ Continue reading... ]
A Scot and an American were talking about playing golf during the various seasons of the year. "In most parts of the USA, we cannot play in the winter time. We have to wait until spring" the Yank said."Why, in Scotland, we can even play in the winter time. Snow and cold are no object to us." said the Scot."Well, what do you do; paint your balls black?" asked the American."No," said the Scot. "We just put on an extra sweater or... [ Continue reading... ]
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "Oh really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer." Well, now, not so fast,"... [ Continue reading... ]
Harry teed up, addressed his golf ball, and took a magnificent swing, but something went wrong and he hit a wicked slice. The ball left the fairway he was playing, and it went onto the adjoining one where it hit a man full in the face.He dropped like a rock!Rushing over to the man, Harry and his partner found him unconscious and with the ball lying between his feet."Oh no!" exclaimed Harry. "What should we do?""I'm not sure," said his... [ Continue reading... ]
Look at the size of his putter.Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.You really waked the hell out of that sucker.After 18 holes I can barely walk.My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.Lift your head and spread your legs.You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.Just turn your back and drop it. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.Damn, I missed the hole ... [ Continue reading... ]
