Camouflage
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Jan
30
2012
Not so Stupid Monkey
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A man walks in a bar with his pet monkey. He sits down and orders a drink, meanwhile the monkey is running around all over the place and jumps up on a pool table. He grabs the 8 ball, shoves it into his mouth and swallows it hole. "Holy crap!" says the bartender, completely livid. He says to the man, "Did you see what your stupid monkey just did?" "Nope. What did he do this time?" says the man. "He just swallowed one of the balls off... [ Continue reading... ]
Oct
28
2011
Oct
17
2011
I’ll bet you’re sorry
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As an elderly lady sat on her front porch reflecting on her long life, a fairy godmother suddenly appeared and offered to fulfill three wishes for her."Well," said the woman, "I guess I'd like to be rich."POOF: The fairy godmother turned her rocking chair into solid gold."And I wouldn't mind being a young and beautiful princess."POOF: The fairy godmother turned the old woman into an exquisite young princess with a priceless crown of... [ Continue reading... ]
Jul
1
2011
May
18
2011
Elephants and Monkeys
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Why do Elephants paint their testicles red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
AND
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A Monkey eating cherries.
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So they can hide in cherry trees.
AND
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A Monkey eating cherries.
May
16
2011
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4
2011
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20
2011
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18
2011
