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63% of all statistics are made up... including this one. Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue. All of your co-workers are fools. You must learn to pity and tolerate them. An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing. Change is good. You go first. Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.... [ Continue reading... ]

Oct
26
2010

Dilbert’s one liners

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I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.A friend in need is a pest indeed.Try & try, if you don't succeed, then CHEATWork is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..Born free, taxed to death.Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.Smile, it... [ Continue reading... ]

Mar
8
2010
 
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