The American and the Japanese corporate offices for a large multi-national corporation decided to engage in a competitive boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day they felt ready. The Japanese team won by a mile. Afterward, the American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found, so a consulting... [ Continue reading... ]
A Guy WAS chatting with a female - Online chat. Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat Hero: wow...am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on ChatFemale: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.Hero: OK(Hero waits impatiently.... [ Continue reading... ]
It’s a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a walk. Fox: “Do you know the time, because my watch is broken” Lion: “Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you” Fox: “Hmm… But it’s a very complicated mechanism, and your big claws will only destroy it even more.” Lion: “Oh no, give it to me, and it will be fixed” Fox: “That’s ridiculous! Any... [ Continue reading... ]
Dear Sir,This will confirm my fucking resignation with your fucked up company. I have accepted a lucrative position with a company where being a bitch is not a job prerequisite for managerial skills.I am looking forward to my new position and the challenges that await me, unlike when I worked with you assholes.My last day of work will be when you realize I came in late last night and cleaned out my desk, including all the supplies I requested... [ Continue reading... ]
Big Boss: This year your performance was good, excellent and outstanding. So, your rating is "average".John: What? How come 'average'?Big Boss: Because...err. ..uhh...you lack domain knowledge.John: But last year you said I am a domain expert and you put me in this project as a domain consultant.Big Boss: Oh is it? Well, in that case, I think your domain knowledge has eroded this year.John: What???Big Boss: Yes, I didn't see you sharing... [ Continue reading... ]
While working with Mr. Xxxxxx, I have always found him working studiously and sincerely at his table without gossiping with colleagues in the office. He seldom wastes his time on useless things. Given a job, he always finishes the given assignment in time. He is always deeply engrossed in his official work, and can never be found chitchatting in the canteen. He has absolutely no vanity in spite of his high accomplishment and profound ... [ Continue reading... ]
Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?Manager: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.Manager: Yes.Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first.Manager: A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right... [ Continue reading... ]
"We will do it" means " You will do it" "You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you" "We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same" "Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done... At least not tomorrow !". "After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do" "There was a slight miscommunication" means "We... [ Continue reading... ]
Once Pappu started praying to Ravan and after 1 year of deep meditation Ravan was pleased and appeared in front of Pappu and decided to give him 3 vardans (wishes).RAVAN: Say vatsa! What you want?PAPPU: I want 100 vardansRAVAN: But I can give you only 3 vardansPAPPU: But I want 100 vardans.RAVAN: No child that’s not possible.PAPPU: No I want 100 vardans onlyRAVAN: No I can give you only 3. If you want then take or else I am going.PAPPU: Ok!... [ Continue reading... ]
