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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostageWhen Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look... [ Continue reading... ]
What happens when you cross Chuck Norris? You Die Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "funearal Chuck Norris reflects mirror Chuck Norris doesn't use white out. He just blows the error off the page A Chinese proverb once said that everything must excist with an opposite...except for Chuck Norris Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land Chuck Norris doesn't mow... [ Continue reading... ]