Sex for Christmas
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Dec
27
2011
I’m a moth
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A man wandered into a doctor's consulting rooms and asked if could see the doctor. The receptionist was hesitant to let him in, especially as it was Christmas Eve and she was waiting to turn off the Christmas lights in the waiting room and go home; but he was very insistent. So the Doctor, having had completed all his consultations for the day and feeling in a 'good will to men' mood, agreed to see him. The man entered in a rather aimless... [ Continue reading... ]
Dec
26
2011
Symbolize Christmas
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Three men died on Christmas and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honour of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The man from England fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The man from wales reached into his pocket... [ Continue reading... ]
Dec
13
2011
Only Twice
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Two blondes were comparing their experiences at the company's annual Christmas party. "Did you get laid, Sherry ?" "Twice." "Only twice?" "Yeah, once by the band and once by the accounting department!
Jul
28
2011
After the Annual Office Christmas party
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John woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?" "Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You... [ Continue reading... ]
Jul
13
2011
