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Two blondes and a brunette are trapped on an island. The first blonde swims from the island to the mainland. The second blonde builds a boat from palm trees and rows to the mainland. The brunette, however, uses the bridge. [ Continue reading... ]
There’s a blonde, a brunette and a redhead traveling through the desert when their car suddenly stalls. They all get out of the car and, upon realizing that it’s not going to start, they each take one thing from the car. The brunette takes a bottle of water, the redhead takes a bag of food with her, and the blonde takes the car door. They begin to walk through the desert, and soon stop to rest. At this point the blonde and the... [ Continue reading... ]
There were 3 ladies on an island: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The city where they wanted to be was 20 miles away with sea between the island and the city. The redhead swam 4 miles and drowned of exhaustion. The brunette swam 10 miles and drowned of exhaustion. The blonde swam 19 miles, got tired, and swam back. [ Continue reading... ]
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were walking along the beach. A seagull flies over and craps all over the blonde. The brunette says in a disgusted voice, "Hang on. The bathroom is just up the hill. I'll go get some toilet paper."After she leaves the blonde begins to laugh. The redhead says, "What's so funny?" The blonde says, "Well, blondes are supposed to be so dumb and look at her! By the time she gets back with that toilet paper that... [ Continue reading... ]
A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull. "It's the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it." She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a ... [ Continue reading... ]
A redhead, brunette and blonde were on their way to Heaven. God told them the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and on every 5th step He’d tell them a joke. But, they must not laugh or else they couldn’t enter heaven. The brunette went first and started laughing on the 65th step, so she could not enter Heaven. The redhead went next and started laughing on the 320th step, so she could not enter Heaven either. Then, it was the blonde’s... [ Continue reading... ]
WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?No one else wants it.WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?So brunettes can remember them.WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?Invisible.WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?"Has the blonde left yet? "WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?The invitationWHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?Fisher-PriceWHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?It matches their mustacheKNOW WHO... [ Continue reading... ]
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend gambling trip to Louisiana . The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top-level. The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate. When the Brunette... [ Continue reading... ]
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