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An American pilot who had downed a German Messerschmidt, visited the German pilot in the field hospital. Finding the fellow in pretty bad shape, the American asked if he could do anything for him. The Nazi admitted that he did have a favor to ask. “The leg they amputated, on your next bombing run, could you drop it over Germany?” “Sure, pal.” It was a pretty weird request, but the pilot was happy to oblige and came back to tell... [ Continue reading... ]
A couple of F-15’s are escorting a C-130 Hercules, and their pilots are chatting with the pilot of the transport to pass the time. Talk comes ‘round to the relative merits of their respective aircraft. Of course the fighter pilots contend that their airplanes were better because of their superior speed, maneuverability, weaponry, and so forth, while the putting down the Herc’s deficiencies in these areas. After taking this for a while,... [ Continue reading... ]
An Air Force pilot, a Navy pilot, and a Marine pilot were flying a joint exercise in the South Pacific, when they all had fuel problems and had to eject. They landed on a small, uncharted island and were immediately captured by headhunters and tied to stakes. The Tribal Chief approached the Air Force pilot and gave him a choice, “Death or Bunga!” The pilot thought, “Well, I know what death is and it’s certainly not a good option, so... [ Continue reading... ]
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