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A truckie gives a lift to a priest. Later, as he's barrelling down the road, he sees an Abo ahead, he plants the foot down, and speeds towards him. At the last moment he remembers he's got the priest on board, and swerves, just missing the Abo. "I'm terribly sorry about that, Father". "That's OK, my son, I got him with the... [ Continue reading... ]
An Abo finds an old brass bottle in his back yard, gives it a rub, and a genie appears. The genie tells him he can have three wishes. "I wanna be rich" says the Abo. "BANG": the back yard fills up with huge chests overflowing with gold coins and jewels. "I'm no fool" says the Abo, "I wanna be White". "BANG": he's changed, suddenly he's White, blond-haired and blue-eyed. "Thirdly, I never want to work another day in my... [ Continue reading... ]
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